By the balls...

"I want to take a closer look at your penis..." I said using my best researcher tone. "I no longer pay mind to it", he said, relaxed while sipping his wine. "You know, people say the penis is not an appealing organ but I have come to appreciate its beauty", I said while rubbing it softly. He chuckled. "You have big balls", I said and grabbed him by the balls. "You have to have big balls to do what I do", he replied.